Cajun Velvet Rope

When a person with facial burns and missing teeth gives a guy head scraping the shaft on the scars

Remember Tonya from that fire? She gives the best Cajun velvet rope since she healed.

by vvenum November 24, 2018

holy shit on a rope

Something my (many-times) boss Mike says. Don't ask me why. But it's pretty cool.

Lesbian #3: Mr. Jim just wrecked the forklift again.

Mike: Holy shit on a rope!

Muff: Fuck you, Mr. Jim!

by Sean Brian Kirby October 04, 2005

Nerds Rope Dick

When one has so many STD's that his penis looks like the Nerds Rope Candy

"You got to forget about your ex and get nerds rope dick"
"I fucked so many hookers I got nerds rope dick"

by mynameismudd June 25, 2013

texas rope tug

The sexual act of inserting pvc pipe into ones vagina or asshole, then sticking barbed wire into the pvc, removing the pipe and then pulling the wire out slowly.

"Hey Suzie, can i give you a texas rope tug?''

by elypto July 17, 2008

dangan rope burn

danganronpa on crack, featuring Ibuki Mioda, Kaede Akamatsu, and Celestia Ludenburg

Person: Hey do you like Danganronpa?
Other Person: nah fam, I like dangan rope burn

by Eevee the kokichi kinnie November 03, 2020

pope soap on a rope

the best damn soap on earth
made of washing the scrotum

damn that pope soap on a rope gave me a hella rash

by the true ben May 06, 2005

hanging a food rope

Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.

Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"

Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"

by The Duke of Scat February 03, 2010