Schrödinger's President

He isn't the President if he's doing anything possibly illegal and he is the President should he get caught doing anything possibly illegal when he wasn't the President.

Trump was Schrödinger's President at his last Memecoin dinner.

by Mister Quimper May 25, 2025

President Musk

The true and current leader of the United States as DJT is merely his puppet.

Person A: "Trump has issued a lot of executive orders since his inauguration last month."

Person B: "You must mean President Musk as Elon is running the show behind the scenes."

by Sun Chaser February 4, 2025

president applin

the president of the lin nation

President Applin the the president of the entire lin nation.

by linsnation September 19, 2020

Vice President

A tall, funny, intelligent, dedicated, hard-working, and committed female candidate... AKA Sara C.

She is the only correct vote for vice president.

by johndoe_123456789 May 15, 2023

President Poggers

President Poggers can be used to address the all divine and godly leader of the Poggers cult. He comes in many forms but they are all sexy

Person 1: hey do you know about president Poggers?
Person 2: hell yeah I do he is so sexy

by RMC_Prankster February 18, 2021

President Bill Clinton’s Secretary

Derogatory term. The secretary Monika Lewinsky, who President Clinton enjoyed.

“You are President Bill Clinton’s Secretary!”

by BendoReal August 2, 2025

Lebanese President

A fictional character relied on in the real world. Nobody knows he’s not there. But I prefer spider man more :)

The Lebanese President hasn’t been to his country for 5 years now.

by PenguinWithALife March 13, 2022