OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022

Dinosaur Office

A Claymation Series Made by CollegeHumor for the Nintendo 3DS App "Nintendo Video"

DINOSAUR OFFICE RAWR!!!

by XboxReligion January 2, 2022

The office (us)

A comedy TV series that it’s better than the UK version, was on Netflix but is now on a still widely unknown platform called Peacock

The office (us) is funny

by Hburgear January 4, 2022

office horror

A horror television/film sub-genre where the daily horrors of working in an office are a key theme. Examples include Severance, The Office, Office Space, etc.

The first season of that new office horror show really made me want to work from home.

by MattCA April 11, 2022

Office Skank

A woman who makes out during a company party with a male colleague.

Elaine: Of course I'm dating Brad, what you think I am, the office skank?

by WhoCaresYaDipper February 24, 2021

Rinse the office

To cleanse one's bottom, using only saliva and tongue.

I paid you $40 to rinse the office. Heres $40 more for a job well done!

by ZaddyMac September 17, 2021

Office ferret

A person that's too good at their job, like fixin wires and stuff, that it's almost ferret-like.

Wow, Kavish is a hard worker! No wonder he's the office ferret.

by office_ferret_wife March 5, 2023