When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.
by Penguinboy21 June 09, 2021
Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.
A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019
by GeeLuver September 13, 2022
A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected
The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected
The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.
Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 23, 2024
joe hawley: "lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing"
by jacktheclown February 17, 2024
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by Micah deez martinez March 21, 2022
A slur used to describe pro-fascist white lesbians, particularly on social media where they're protected by censorship.
by WrongTime May 13, 2024