The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.
OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"
by Mr. charles swanson April 06, 2011
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gliding elephant

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.
The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.
by natesog9779 December 17, 2015
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Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.
Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.
by BigManTyson December 29, 2018
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Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
by Dulcy the Dragon April 12, 2019
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Elephant Knees

When you knees can't support your fatass body so they get bigger and bigger.
Jesse-Hey did you see Tate's elephant knees?

Justin- Yeah how could I miss them big mother fuckers.
by VarsityAnonymous August 08, 2016
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Elephant Coke

Carfentanil; a synthetic opiod 10,000 times stronger than morphine. It is used a large animal tranquilizer that has in recent years been added to herion, and other opiod drugs to boot potency at low cost , often resulting in lethel overdoses.
"No worries this Oxy is Elephant Coke free, man."- Dealer. "....."-User. "My bad."-Dealer
by BarrythePolarBear November 21, 2017
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elephant brothers

When 2 uncircumcised guys have sex with a girl at once.
We elephant brothered the shit outta that girl! We are now elephant brothers!
by CharlesMonroe February 22, 2015
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