Clapton Crunch cereal

A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.
Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020
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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 08, 2010
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crunch on him

when you have a little fling going for someone
haley: who's that?

lauren: oh thays carson i have a crunch on him
by leledog December 22, 2017
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crunched my nan

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan
by gruwief December 13, 2022
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Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.
Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch
by Dlancelot December 19, 2017
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crunch word

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub
those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink
by KoolKidKroom September 09, 2018
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'Poverty Crunch'

Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.
Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.

You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
by Anoncuck22 March 19, 2024
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