When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.
Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”
Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
by Yourmumwozhere June 16, 2021
Get the Chronic batchelormug. When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.
Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
by jiffnep April 1, 2022
Get the Chronic Strangle Dickmug. Gin and Chronic is pot infused alcohol with Gin as the base alcohol, similar to potka, which is made with Vodka. When used carefully, results in a perfect balance of alcohol buzz + chill body high of THC. Generally, it kicks in within 30 minutes and lasts 3-6 hours. Using over the counter edibles/drinks is much easier and allows for more accurate dosing than other recipes posted about THC infused drinks. Mix 10 mg THC per 1 shot/1.5 oz of Gin. THC drinks can be mixed right way, dissolving hard candies can take 4-8 hours. From there, mix with tonic and lime, or your other favorites mixers and enjoy responsibly! Light users of THC should start with shot and wait an hour before having more. See Mary Gin.
I was telling my friend NR about my pot infused booze Urban Dictionary entries, and he said, “oh, like Gin and Chronic”? My response, “Genius! That is so much better than any of my other worlds! If you won’t submit it, I will. The world needs to know about Gin and Chronic!
by jenny cool beans May 4, 2024
Get the Gin and Chronicmug. The act of inhaling large amounts of marijuana smoke, often along with tobacco in the form of moles (tobacco and weed out of a bong), for extended periods of time, every single day, for extended periods of time.
This illness is common in college students and high school dropouts, especially in Cape Cod, MA. The result of this illness commonly results in the effected victim having to quit this type of degenerate behavior.
This illness is common in college students and high school dropouts, especially in Cape Cod, MA. The result of this illness commonly results in the effected victim having to quit this type of degenerate behavior.
"My man Pina used to be pretty chill, but ever since he got Chronic Bongchitis the kid just can't hang anymore."
Me: "Let's rip some doinks in Amish."
Friend: "I cant dude, I got Chronic Bongchitis!"
Me: "Let's rip some doinks in Amish."
Friend: "I cant dude, I got Chronic Bongchitis!"
by Sharkboy Pina February 19, 2020
Get the Chronic Bongchitismug. Can't even fly on a plane with my brother, he's got chronic issues, needs to smoke every hour on the hour
by kelsd October 31, 2015
Get the Chronic issuesmug. The dance act performed by a "Moses." A rare species in the animal kingdom. The dance somewhat resembles a meerkat doing the Irish river dance after smoking REALLY dank ganja.
Ex: "Do the chronic jig!"
by Secondwindhole March 8, 2010
Get the Chronic Jigmug. by $hhhhhhh July 15, 2022
Get the chronic leavesmug.