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Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.
Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.
by UncleHotDog July 17, 2020
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squirty bears

Joseph ate at Olive Garden and then had the squirty bears super bad.
by John Barleycorn September 26, 2008
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the staring bear

When a hairy man is going at it with a girl, and she prematurely runs away, and he finishes while staring his male best friend in the face.
Man, I gave Jj the staring bear last night!
by starrrfire January 6, 2012
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Ball Bearings

What you say when you have no idea how something works. Usually referring to something technical of which you absolutely have no fucking knowledge
‘It’s all ball bearings these days’ said the airplane salesman to the mechanic fixing fuel line of true plane.
by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019
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winter bear

the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)

known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.

in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.

ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.

RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
by idtst March 17, 2020
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Drowning Bear

A large hairy, man that perspires heavily.
I hate hugging drowning bears, they feel so warm and moist.
by Granpabear March 8, 2009
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pookie bear

pookie bear is a name to call you boyfriend or girlfriend
by #so_funny_yea_nvm January 3, 2023
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