squirty bears

Diarrhea

Joseph ate at Olive Garden and then had the squirty bears super bad.

by John Barleycorn September 26, 2008

Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

Cabin Bear

A word to describe ones type. A male who enjoys camping in the woods, with a curly medium legnth beard and "larger" body build.

omg Hayleighs type is so cabin bear

omg look at his flannel and long beard! He is such a cabin bear

by cabin bear March 31, 2020

Ball Bearings

What you say when you have no idea how something works. Usually referring to something technical of which you absolutely have no fucking knowledge

‘It’s all ball bearings these days’ said the airplane salesman to the mechanic fixing fuel line of true plane.

by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

Drowning Bear

A large hairy, man that perspires heavily.

I hate hugging drowning bears, they feel so warm and moist.

by Granpabear March 8, 2009

pookie bear

pookie bear is a name to call you boyfriend or girlfriend

heyyyy pookie bear

by #so_funny_yea_nvm January 3, 2023

Cinnamon Bear

Large Ginger Man that likes to drink Fireball Whiskey.

Cinnamon Bear went from zero to hammered... only took half gallon of Fireball this time.

by Palv January 15, 2015