Texas toupee

A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.

No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.

Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?

I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.

by Talmanes December 9, 2008

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Texas Flip

The term used to describe when a male, in trying to conceal his erection, tucks it into his waistband.

"It was bad man, the other day i was wearing gym shorts in the library and caught a narb. Before i stood up I had to pull off the texas flip".

by Ecks627 January 27, 2010

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Texas Windshield

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

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Texas Yearbook

A Texas Yearbook is a person that shows so much cleavage that their breasts occasionaly pop out. This person is generally overweight and has a donkeyface. The person in question usually wear clothes that a stripper would refuse to wear.

Person 1: Jesus that girl is such a Texas yearbook.

Person 2: Ya no shit her tits popped out a while ago.

Person 1: Sure glad I wasn't there i might hve went blind.

by AutisticLemur January 21, 2009

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