Stealth Texting

The act of covertly sending malicious text messages about a person in the room to a 3rd party, who is also in the same room.

Lori, Danni, and Mandy are all in the same room. Danni is sitting next to Mandy and happens to observe that Mandy stinks. Danni then resorts to STEALTH TEXTING to inform Lori of the situation.

by Foyt August 14, 2010

Lazy Texting

The act of texting someone who is less then 15 feet away

Dad, Daughter and Mother are in the same house. Dad is cooking steak for dinner and asked his daughter who is sitting in the living room to go ask mom who is in the bedroom down the hall how she would like her steak cooked.

20 minutes later: Dad asked his daughter who is still sitting in the living room...did you go and ask your mom how she would like her steak cooked?

Daughter reply...mom hasn't texted me back yet.

Lazy Texting

by DesimNYC April 26, 2011

tenting

When one goes camping in a small forest, especially one designated for other purposes.

Dude, me and Brittany are packing up to go tenting in her neighborhood forest.

by Prince Nippoleon August 19, 2005

Tweeting

The act of sending and recieving messages via Twitter.com.

" I was tweeting to my girlfriend last night. "

" Did you see the message i tweeted to Travis ? "

by Plumberboy May 11, 2009

giggle-texting

The act of texting your significant other (husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, fuck buddy, and/or crush), while smiling, giggling, or geeking out uncontrollably the entire time. Can be annoying, but usually cute.

"Katie?"
"..."
"KATIE?!"
"..what?"
"Nevermind, I'll ask you later. You're too busy giggle-texting your boyfriend."

by youmakemegiggle April 25, 2010

Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.

“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

software testing

a process used to fix software
you should really care about this unless you are made to do an assignment on it and no one seems to care about it

FUCK Reywind have u done that assignment on Software testing yet?

no i havent if ppl like GoMeZ or Sven made all the programs they would be perfect and we wouldnt need testing

Software testing is as gay as noobs tryin to beat gomez at cs

by GoMeZ <(^_^)> April 15, 2005