No Shade No Tea

Not trying to offend you, but it is offensive. Like "no offense" but like offense. Way to be mean without seeming like your trying be mean

Me: You fucking suck but like no shade no tea

by Iamahypebeast May 3, 2018

Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.

Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.

by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017

Austrian tea

Weed from Austria

I'm in need of that Austrian Tea if you know what I mean.

by AlienBabe19 May 29, 2015

tea hoe

A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.

Ni hao, how are you? Where are you from? Are you in Beijing for holidays?

Fuck off, tea hoe!!!

by nongfu September 15, 2010

Tea Fascist

Someone who gives very specific instructions regarding how their tea should be made, many tea fascists will simply insist on making their own tea because no one else "gets it right".

Do you have milk and sugar in your tea?

Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!

by Rude McDude August 20, 2010

Cornbread tea

Someone who seems very basic at first but is actually interesting or has a lot of drama around them.

Kurt is so cornbread tea. Did you hear about what he did earlier?

by sheldonbazinga1 March 17, 2023

London Tea

A teabag, laced with pure cocaine, made into a cup of tea

Yo fam want some london tea

by Ghandis Left Nut February 26, 2018