1) when stoners stare off into nothing. like war veterains do when they return home.
2) Steve is such a burnout hes startin to get the thousand joint stare
2) Steve is such a burnout hes startin to get the thousand joint stare
by RobKilluhGilz January 20, 2010
Get the thousand joint stare mug.A certain look that an individual learns after living in the rougher parts of Oakland for a long period of time. It is similar to The 1000 yard stare, but instead of complete emotionless distance, The Oakland Stare is 90% "Fuck off" and 10% "if you touch me, you'll regret it."
It is not a badge of honor, however it is something that is earned without realizing it.
It is not a badge of honor, however it is something that is earned without realizing it.
"Hey, man, don't mess with that lady." "Why?" "She's got the Oakland stare - she'll mess you up. Go for a tourist or somethin', easier."
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(Dude1) " I don't see how we can go to another planet with this bong"
(Dude2) " No you have to toke your way to the Stargate"
(Dude2) " No you have to toke your way to the Stargate"
by Big Red$$ April 29, 2011
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Get the stargate mug.The stare that your friend who resembles a bear gives you after you shot him in the face with a straw wrapper.
Girl: *shoots straw wrapper at other friend*
Guy: *Carebear stare*
Girl: Oh don't give me the karebear stare.
Guy: *Carebear stare*
Girl: Oh don't give me the karebear stare.
by Gizmo games May 11, 2015
Get the Carebear Stare mug.1. A number of shitty versions of the exact same show. Representing just how boring a show can get with traits such as horrible acting, nerdy characters, really bad writing and fake shitty looking aliens.
It has been reported that people have used it to torcher there victims, even within seconds of the show starting the victim will have blood running from there eyes. In some casses there has been seizures if watched for long periods of time such as 30 seconds
In some very rare cases people have died instantly,
if u were lucky enough to have survived watching it, You would have turned into a huge nerd.
Stargate can also be used as the word shit and/or crap
It has been reported that people have used it to torcher there victims, even within seconds of the show starting the victim will have blood running from there eyes. In some casses there has been seizures if watched for long periods of time such as 30 seconds
In some very rare cases people have died instantly,
if u were lucky enough to have survived watching it, You would have turned into a huge nerd.
Stargate can also be used as the word shit and/or crap
by beauty man January 11, 2011
Get the Stargate mug.A vagina that has been mercilessly pounded so many times it has become a cavernous opening. Much caution should be used if one should chose to challenge the Stargate. You may miscalculate a thrust and fall in. Should this occur without a proper lifeline (i.e. a load-bearing freighter chain) you will be forever trapped in an alternate dimension. Of course if you were to fall in, this would be the only time the owner of the stargate might possibly be able to feel penetration. No human penis in recorded history has been adequate size to flap the meat curtains on this monster.
dude, you're actually drunk enough to get with that? Here, take this length of steel cord I got from the ski lift operator. you're going to need it to resist the gravitaional pull of that chick's Stargate. remember to fasten it to a sturdy foundation, such as the load-bearing beam of a large building.
by katie the lady September 1, 2010
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