scratchterbating

Unecessary, excessive scratching of skin.

He wont stop scratchterbating!

by miles1234 May 4, 2010

scratcherton

when you mean to say scratch and your to drunk and scratherton comes out.

Dan Manning played an awesome game of pool, however is team mate Combo pulled a scratcherton on the break.

by blkfirebrd January 24, 2011

Scratch-A-Doo

adj. When you are bored and decide to analyze your surroundings to find something interesting and you see a girl or guy sneek a scratch. Preferably itching their crotch, boob, or butt.

Dude, i totally just caught that guy doing the Scratch-A-Doo.

No way man, i wanna see.

by LolaChristineArmando. April 4, 2011

scratch on it

to give something a thought.(as in scratch your head)

c'mon he stares at her all the time.he obviously likes her.scratch on it

by kumartmebro September 2, 2011

scratchologist

An expert in the science of moving a record back and forth on a turntable to achieve a scratching sound.

Damn! That DJ is off the hook! He must've gone to school to become a scratchologist!

by thorgalore November 8, 2011

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012