Soccer

The best f***ing sport in the world!!!!
all you people who just sit there and say it suks, get off ur lazy ass and try it! i hav been playing 4 SEVEN YEARS and i still cant do a lot ov the tricks that cum with the sport!!! and im the best in my class at it!

soccer player: i stil cant get this pro trick rite.
moron: why do you play soccer? it sucks!
soccer player lists a number of tricks she can do: can you do any of those?
moron: no
soccer player: well then get off the field, MORON!!!

by soccer player June 29, 2005

soccer

what americans call football but in england (where it was made it is called football).

American: Hey Bob wanna a game of soccer!?!
English: Soccer? o football ok

by jakew October 28, 2006

soccer

A game which the world loves... even Americans. If not, how can you explain the success the US "soccer" team had in Japan/Korea 2002?

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

soccer

A physically demanding sport and the most popular in the world, despite the fact the clock counts up and the players constantly pretend to sprain their ankles.

Hola! Vamos a jugar futbol o soccer!

by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! January 20, 2016

Hog Soccer

Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a women weighing more or equal to 200 pounds.

Im in the mood to play some hog soccer, lets go to McDonalds.

by MBC March 28, 2003

Swag Soccer

Playing soccer while showing off your swag. Pants down. Ass up. Gotta be playing soccer well ya hear? Swag soccer is the best sport in the world.

Just make sure you got that swag turned up to the highest level.

Lana and Noah played swag soccer last Friday. They won. Everyone was impressed by their level of swagger.

by PACOLONR July 4, 2010

soccer

The most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to mass genocide

"I've been playing soccer for so long I'm too tired to sleep."

by Adge August 13, 2006