smurf sex

when you fuck 'til you're blue in the face

dude, we had smurf sex until 3am!

by baddoggy April 26, 2006

papa smurf

The big cheese respect to the big man.

Yo, whats cracking pap smurf.

ey papa smurf don't be hatin.

papa smurf always keeps hes pimp hand strong.

by Dum Dum knock you out February 16, 2009

smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013

Smurf Tail

When you give someone a wedgie proceeded by pulling their underwear through his/her belt loop. Place a small object in the pocket created by their undies and twist.

He sure looked funny trying to get rid of his smurf tail.

by Wisconsin Cheese Eater December 18, 2012

Smurf village

Another word for uncircumcised penis

Look everybody Connor has a Smurf Village

by Big jucy cack August 5, 2020

Black smurf

A short dark female

Yo you see that black smurf last night

by Black pillow May 3, 2014

bite a smurf

To bite a smurf implies having a bad trip after eating a Magic mushroom .

I musta Bite a smurf , i got sick using magic mush .

by P.A. 037 February 7, 2010