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sea mills

If you’re from sea mills, let me tell you.. big dick guaranteed. Natives of sea mills from within Bristol United Kingdom are known to be the creme dela creme true british legends.
Hey are you from Sea Mills?
Yes..

wow you must be hung like a horse
by SeaMillsKing April 8, 2021
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sea police

Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas
Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police
by Unclegripper June 12, 2018
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Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.
Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.
by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021
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sea snacks

a woman's private bits. also can be spelled "c-snacks."
1) dude, i got all up in her sea snacks last night.
2) her c-snack was a little off.
3) i ate a can of chicken of the sea off her sea snacks.
by manniel November 11, 2013
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Sea men

what the boys in South Park thought was in mrs. choksondik's coffee to kill her in the Season 6 episode 'The Simpsons Already Did It'
news reporter: "They found semen in her stomach."
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"
by CrispyChickenCumSandwich November 9, 2022
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Sea peacocking

Owning and or piloting an overly stylized boat.
That boat is a bit much, he’s just sea peacocking.
by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019
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sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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