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spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.
The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data
by honneamise April 13, 2021
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Munch Spread

Noun: A complete list of all people that you have performed the act of munching upon.
Yo bro, show me your munch spread, there's no way its bigger than mine.
by ApeRepublic April 26, 2024
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Bread makes you spread

Meaning eating those heavy carbs you will gain weight. Or get thick.
“I’m gain a lot weight working at this pizza joint”.Girl you know bread makes you spread.
by anonymous April 20, 2021
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slack spreading

conscious or unconscious employee habit (usually a dude) of replying outside of a slack thread to make sure one's message is read by the entire channel audience resulting in a waste of everyone's time
woke up to massive slack spreading from our infosec director, put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day
by laurecurly August 12, 2025
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Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man
by Hog wild November 9, 2018
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Thot Spreading

The act of a thot spreading her legs as far as they can go to attract mates
“Damn man, look at that girl thot spreading over there
by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 8, 2018
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Spread illegal

Joseph can you stop doing a spread illegal your invading my personal space.😡😡
by FP.27 November 23, 2022
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