The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
by mc.stilts July 17, 2022
Get the Russel paradoxmug. He plays rust all day, if he is your friend you be very lucky. he pulls women but not anymore because he not in his prime, 6th grade was his prime... he working on homework to get grades up. but he still suck.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
by iamthecameraman May 10, 2024
Get the russellmug. A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.
Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010
Get the doin the jamarcus russellmug. by Happy cimbo November 5, 2020
Get the josh russelmug. The one and only "Legendary Luv Muscle" "Big Jim Reaper" "Kentucky King of Kickass" "the Deity of Doin It" "the Hardcore Hillbilly Heartthrob",the real reason Luv Muscle means anything in today's society,this man is the reason for the big dick myths and legends associated with Russell or Luv Muscle,the sexiest critter to ever crawl out the Appalachian mountains,lover, fighter, friend,father,an forever a Legendary HOTTIE!!!!!
by BigJimReaper February 24, 2023
Get the Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemastermug. A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025
Get the Wesley Russellmug. by giv a fuc November 29, 2017
Get the allen russellmug.