Birds Are Robots

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

mestore robot

when mestore robooty cames out yo edging device

or if you just hate taylor swift. and poopy for skibidi

normal robot 1: mestore robot

0uiwfj 2: real

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

robot girl

A girl who is both trans and autistic. Sexuality does not matter.

A : “You still listening to weathergirl on loop?”
B : “Yeah, real robot girl hours.”

by suzilla dies and goes to hell August 14, 2025

the Robot shiver

During sex the man or woman would stick their phone up their ass or pussy and the other person would call the phone wich would make the phone vibrate and therefore the person would shiver.

she had me fucked up when she made me do the robot shiver.

by pseodnym June 21, 2018

Robot

the thing that is going to take over us soon

Guy 1：hey you know the new robot that just got invented?
Guy 2：yea the thing that will take over us?

by Nyan dog May 22, 2020

Voodoo robot

math professor who mispronounces zero and studies students pictures in his free time. Can't teach for anything!

"What was the Voodoo Robot talking about today?"

by Barry G. September 24, 2004

Robot chop

The electric version of a chop. Instead of a mixture of weed and tobacco in a bowl, it is hitting a vape and a pen at the same time.

“A robot chop isn’t quite as good as the real thing, but it does the trick.”

by Michael Ehrmantraut February 1, 2023