relationship test

This is masturbation for a special purpose - to test physical attraction to a prospective significant other. While masturbating, you think of the other person. If you are able to finish with only this mental stimulation, then you can be satisfied that you are attracted to the person physically, independent of their personality or their feelings towards you. If you cannot get off, then a relationship with the person will likely fail, as you likely will not find them sexually attractive.

Last night I took the relationship test with Meagan. It doesn't look like we're going to make it.

by Mr. Michele August 9, 2007

perfect relationship

1.the best relationship someone would ever be in and hopefully the only one.

2.living life to its fullest and having many perfect moments.

3.being with the one you completely admire and adore...willing to do anything for that person

wow...have you seen sye and kaylee,they are like in the perfect relationship!

by Sye White July 5, 2008

Middle School Relationships

One kid 11-14, likes someone and that person likes that person back. Start "dating" for 10 minutes and breakup, get back together, breakup and so on

Girl: OMG Kyle and I are dating!

Girl2:Oh lord
4 days later...
Girl:WE BROKE UP!!!!!
Girl2:Wow I'm surprised you guys made it 12 hours! Stupid Middle school relationships

by Football Kid 36 August 14, 2015

Settling Relationship

Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.

boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"

boy 2: "No man, what happened?"

boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."

boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"

boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."

boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."

by CoolStoryBroseph March 25, 2010

Relationship Hole

The orifice that most women will not let you enter unless they're either a filthy slut or in a committed relationship.

AKA Cruisin' the Hershey highway, Butt sex, Aiming for her starfish etc..

"I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole"

by The Freakin' Rican July 5, 2009

healthy relationship

There is no such thing

“there is no such thing as a healthy relationship “

by Shaddixx May 15, 2018

relationship weight

Weight gain from being in a relationship.

I'v been in a relationship for a year and i have gained relationship weight.

by nini09 January 18, 2016