rat satchel

To hide or conceal drug paraphernalia in your scrotum. First by removing your testicles to create a pouch.

When Fred went to prison he hid his stash in his rat satchel.

by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007

pack rat

a person who stores anything they acquire and will discard none of it.

My dad is such a pack rat. He still stores his stuff in my mom's house despite the fact that he is no longer married to her.

by Light Joker July 10, 2005

tip rat

someone from a low socio economic background that finds flannelette shirts and tracksuit pants to be high fashion. someone that rates low in the gene pool when it comes to sense, style & morality but still finds the time to breed and gather government benefits.

This suburb is filled with tip rats

by Anthony L June 17, 2006

air rat

A pigeon. Also called a sky rat.

These damn air rats congregated around the picnic table as soon as I opened that bag of Lay's.

by GullibleZine August 9, 2006

Rat-Grackle

Rat-Grackle is a nasty imaginary critter that lives inside a fat ho's vagina. The Rat Grackle's breath tends to be foul and fishy in smell.

Man get the gas masks, Sally's Rat-Grackle has particularly bad breath today.

by fly4adeadguy February 24, 2009

quiznos rat

That creepy lookin' thing that sings about subs on the quiznos commercials

Damn, that Steve Barber is creepier lookin' than a quiznos rat!!

by Chaich February 13, 2004

Kangaroo Rat

A hot female who you spend time with/bang, but who is not your girlfriend. Woman has to be rated a "7" or above by 3 or more friends. If 3 or more friends do not rate your choice a "7" or above, she cannot be qualified as a Kangaroo Rat.

"have you seen my new kangaroo rat?"

"this is my new Kangaroo Rat"

Friends with benefits,

A girl you bang, but no relationship.

A girl you mess around with, with no attachments or responsibility.

by Ronnoc80 February 19, 2011