Pounds Vag

An expression of excitement, used in place of the common phrase "Kicks Ass".

"I can't believe we came back and won the game. This totally pounds vag!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

pound sand up your ass

A common expression in the Army during the 70's & 80's.
A phrase used by equals to tell each other off, used by superiors to shut up subordinates.
A method of dismissing a stupid person.
The only possible use when you find yourself with a stick,
a funnel, some lube and a bag of sand.
A polite way to say fuck off.

Worker: "Hey boss, why don't we shut this job done and call
it a day, I'm tired."
Boss: " How can you be tired? You haven't done a damn thing all day. Maybe you should stay home tomorrow and pound sand up your ass!"

by jsd9632 January 8, 2012

Pound Hole

This stage of sex is above what is commonly known as "rough sex". This type of sex involves a repeated explosive trusts into a woman's vagina, with your penis or any object for that matter. While you are "pounding hole" the woman may scream, moan, cry, bleed, shit, piss, pull a hammy, slip a disk in her back, become pregnant, have difficulty walking the next day, go blind, beg for mercy, being to prey, and in more severe cases, die.

Last night we heard Butter's pounding some major hole.
Cameron doesn't pound much hole these days.
Kyle pounds hole for a living
Steve doesn't pound hole, he makes love.
Joe is a virgin, he doesn't know nothing about pounding hole.
Man, in JR's younger day's he pounding hole twice a day 8 days a week, he's a real pimp.
Zak pounds some really strange hole.
Barney is a dangerous hole pounder.

by 105D =) May 26, 2009

pound

v. - to consume large amounts of alcohol in a limited amount of time

"Yo let's pound these brews before going in."

by thomas February 9, 2004

pound syndrome

'Pound syndrome' is the act of a male performing sexual favors so well, that when the sex is done, the female literally acts obsesssed and/or addicted to him and his male unit.

"After he gave his girlfriend the 'pound syndrome', she would not stop calling him for hours."

by cdubb420 January 10, 2016

Deep Poundage

Term used when one thrusts his penis into another's sexual cavities so hard that it occasionally hits vital organs.

"Damn man! I was really serving her with some deep poundage, she couldn't even walk afterwards...and that was before the internal bleeding started"

by Bono March 13, 2005

pumpkin pounder

A person with a redhead fetish.

Q:Did you hear Jenna only has sex with redheaded men?

A: Ya Jenna is a pumpkin pounder bro!

by Pfresh5000 April 17, 2014