Protogoggles

If you wear protogoggles it makes your speed go up by 5% and your max health and health regen go down by 5% each. They are useful against certain raid bosses like Mike Meyers and that guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You can make them with 5 copper and 2 glass.

No, I didn't. I know you told me to! I just couldn't be bothered. I'm fired? Alright. I did make protogoggles though.

by Protogoggles May 20, 2022

protogen

kevin the photoshopper who is very furry, gay, weird and consistent with attempts to make people furrier

bro kevin da protogen

by protogenkillingcarrot6 June 23, 2022

Protogen

An anti virus software and totally not something else

Did you install protogen

by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023

Protoge

Common misspelling of protégé. It's how someone who might use 1-2-3-4-5 as a password on their luggage might spell it.

Dude, I just lost a ton of weight and Robert, my protoge, cheered me along!

by CLEMGA March 18, 2024

Protogenoi Hypothesis

The proposal that the first entities to emerge from the primordial chaos in creation myths (the Greek Protogenoi like Chaos, Gaia, Tartarus, Eros) represent the first discrete physical phenomena to "crystalize" out of the singularity. Chaos is the quantum foam/initial singularity; Gaia is the emergence of spacetime geometry; Tartarus is the asymmetry that creates gravity wells/black holes; Eros is the fundamental attractive force (gravity/weak force) that allows binding. This hypothesis reads myth as a topological sequence of cosmic phase transitions, where each "primordial being" is a new order parameter or field condensing in the early universe.

Example: In the first 10^-43 seconds after the Big Bang, the Protogenoi Hypothesis suggests the following "births": Chaos reigns (the Planck epoch, no distinct physics). Then Gaia "solidifies" (spacetime gains metric structure). Tartarus "sinks" below (gravitational singularities/negative energy densities separate). Eros "awakens" (forces differentiate and allow attraction). The myth isn't a story; it's a cosmological timeline encoded in narrative form, with each Protogenoi representing a critical threshold in the cooling universe's loss of symmetry. Protogenoi Hypothesis.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026

Puffed Protogen Day

Puffed Protogen Day Takes Place on May 7
Where if u know a protogen.. Make em Bigger,
Puff em, make Em Pudgy, Do whatever!
Just make sure they end the Day Off Bigger than How they Started It!

The Wolf Nudged the Protogen's Shoulder and Said "hey.. you know what today is?"
"huh?" the protogen replied, "its Puffed Protogen Day~" the Wolf Said,

by Meteor~ June 13, 2024

A random protogen

a youtuber that owns the channel, crab and lobster gaming.

person 1. Whats your favorite youtuber?
person 2. Crab and lobster gaming.
person 1. cool who made it?
person 2. A random protogen
person 1. proceeds to shoot person 2 30 times.

by A random protogen May 27, 2022