Baltasar – Dave must be doing well. He is drinking Perrier and looking rich and classy.
Magnus – I saw Dave fill that Perrier bottle up with tap water earlier today.
Baltasar – Dave is such a Perrier poser.
Magnus – I saw Dave fill that Perrier bottle up with tap water earlier today.
Baltasar – Dave is such a Perrier poser.
by Marry Swanson July 17, 2012
One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.
Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
by SSang October 25, 2014
scene kids ARE posers. 'scene kids' will make fun of other 'scene kids' so they don't feel like they're the ones faking it. No one should try to be a 'scene kid'. Scene kids think that if they hang out with a bunch of 'scene kids' they can call people dressed exactly the same as them 'scenesters.' scene kids know they're scene, try very hard to be scene, but will pretend that they came up with the whole trend and everyone copied them. They'll deny that they're scene at all, but that's just part of being 'scene'.
Scenester kids in mall: "Rawr look at that scene poser!"
*points to kids who have the same clothes, hair and music taste as them.*
Scenester kid: "ew they're so fake."
*points to kids who have the same clothes, hair and music taste as them.*
Scenester kid: "ew they're so fake."
by agyness deyn show me pain September 1, 2007
To be a poser who is also a loser. The combination of dressing or acting according to a store you shop i.e. hollister,DTL, pacsun.. but are not only failing miserably,and its noticable, but the whole town is laughing at you behind your back anyplace you go whether it be the mall,tropicana,wendys, or even the local barber shop.
darryl-"dude what the heck happened to matt"
Steve-"I dont know, is he coming out of pacsun?"
darryl-"yea he was a total square a week ago now hes decked out with a tilted cookie monster hat, skater shorts, and a colorful-ass fox shirt"
steve-"what a faggy ass bitch loser poser"
Steve-"I dont know, is he coming out of pacsun?"
darryl-"yea he was a total square a week ago now hes decked out with a tilted cookie monster hat, skater shorts, and a colorful-ass fox shirt"
steve-"what a faggy ass bitch loser poser"
by Hatingthisday May 29, 2011
A person who thinks they know something about firearms, but really has absolutely no clue about a thing, and would most definately get injured in the presence of one.
by Yea I own a gun July 24, 2009
Those damn kids that think they are cool because they decide to copy a groups fashion without not knowing anything about it. Like kids who run around saying that they are emo, goth, or punk, or anything for that matter. They dont know about what its really like to be a true goth or emo kid, or whatever.
usually kids that have no life, or see something cool and shit their pants over it.
JOIN THE ANTI POSER FACEBOOK GROUP!!
http: //www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=323220323754&ref=nf (without the spaces)
usually kids that have no life, or see something cool and shit their pants over it.
JOIN THE ANTI POSER FACEBOOK GROUP!!
http: //www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=323220323754&ref=nf (without the spaces)
Goth 1: hey look at those little poser kids over there listening to marilyn manson.
goth 2: lets go make them cry
Goth 1: hell yeah!!!!
goth 1+2 to poser kids: MARILYN MANSON ISNT GOTH YOU WANNABE PUSSIES!!
Poser kids: :( dont make fun of us. Our hearts are filled with black blood. See the cuts on my wrist?? theyre totally turning black. Were so badass!
Goth 1+2: ... Wrong people assholes. Thats emo. If you ever get goths confused with emos again, ill rip your tongue out of your mouth and feed it to my pet bat lucifer. >.>
Poser kids: were going to go change back into out banana republic stuff now(crying)
Goth 1+2 : WIN!!!!!!
goth 2: lets go make them cry
Goth 1: hell yeah!!!!
goth 1+2 to poser kids: MARILYN MANSON ISNT GOTH YOU WANNABE PUSSIES!!
Poser kids: :( dont make fun of us. Our hearts are filled with black blood. See the cuts on my wrist?? theyre totally turning black. Were so badass!
Goth 1+2: ... Wrong people assholes. Thats emo. If you ever get goths confused with emos again, ill rip your tongue out of your mouth and feed it to my pet bat lucifer. >.>
Poser kids: were going to go change back into out banana republic stuff now(crying)
Goth 1+2 : WIN!!!!!!
by WubbyWubby12414 February 12, 2010
A person who dresses "punk" like Rihanna so called "edgy" she looks more like an 80s wannabe reject. Usually the person who dresses like this is a poser who think she's so hardcore but yet listens to Chris Brown if you want be all hardcore listen to Matallica's first album and Iron Maiden you cheap cunts.
Ghetto Girl omg did you listen to Rihanna's song Shut and drive it's so rock and roll. Dude you are such a Rihanna poser.
by Vintage whore June 19, 2008