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ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.
by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024
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Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.
That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!
by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023
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Clam Pong

A beer pong game invented by the girlies.

6 players. 2 teams of 3.

6 sets of 3 cups (in 2-1 formation) are placed on the long side of the table, 3 on one side 3 on the other. These are the clams. Each person gets a clam.

There are 3 balls in play. 2 clams on one team start with a ball; 1 clam on the other team starts with a ball. You can shoot at any clam on the other team. There are no turns; anyone can shoot any time a ball comes to them or they find one on the ground.

Once your clam is gone, you can seek redemption by bouncing a ball into another clam's cup. If you make it, you can bring one of your cups back. If you miss, you are out.

Once you are out, you can help your fellow clams retrieve balls for them to keep shooting.

The first team to lose all their clams loses.
Girlies!! Get in formation...It's CLAM PONG time!
by _miss_lyss February 6, 2025
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ping pong pitching

a variation of the sport ping pong where the ball serve is a baseball-style pitch by the server.
Later tonight, we'll go ping pong pitching at your place.
by picturer June 30, 2024
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Ping Ponging

1. Wondering around aimlessly in your brain, scatterbrained
2. Unable to focus solely on a one thing at a given time

3. Trying to accomplish too much at one time but cannot accomplish anything
I was ping ponging around today. I feel like I didn't accomplish anything because I was ping ponging around for hours.
by Kitty Kat + Madd Dog Nate January 9, 2018
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ping pong

a white person who has very squinty eyes and looks asian
omg isabelle you asian ping pong
by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020
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pink pong

Noun

1. A game played by sororities across the nation and similar to beer pong, only the balls are expelled using only ones vagina.
Q: "Uh oh, which cup did we use to play pink pong again, Amy?"

A: "The one that looks like a looger floating in it."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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