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Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
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plant

A type of fungi. Only appears in teacups when the sun sets.
I think I’m addicted to plants, Jacob.”
“?”
by bobbyturtle69 October 2, 2018
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sky plant

sky plant is weed, cannabis that gets you so high you feel like your in the sky
man 1: yo I got you the weed

man 2: is it a sky plant?

man 1: fuck yeah
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Plant

A person who’s so stereotypical and/or boring that they seem like they’ve been planted there by aliens who think that’s how humans are supposed to be.
“Josh is like, the most stereotypical douchebag I know.”
“Yeah he’s such a plant!”
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Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019
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Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019
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Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019
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