Captain Planet

A sexual act in which a person takes their hand (which has a ring on their finger) and fists a male in the ass and a female in the ass or vagina.

"Man I gave that girl a captain planet the other day! I took my ring hand, balled it up into a fist and said AHHHHHHHH and shoved it up in there...what a night."

by IndecentProposal October 25, 2008

captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me April 8, 2006

Captain Planet High

Level of highness where, when smoking a marijuana joint with 3 or more different kinds of weed, their powers combine to equal something more than the sum of their parts alone; Like Captain Planet.

"Man, I got so baked when I smoked that joint. We used 3 kinds of weed which were only so powerful individually, but with their powers combined, we became, Captain Planet High!!!!"

by Muddy Run November 8, 2008

Planet Cook

One of the worst TV shows in history. Some old guy ordering his children slaves to cook disgusting meals, with some weird as tastebuds in an hour glass. Also has an annoying theme song.

Mike: Have you seen that show Planet Cook?
Frazer: Yeah, I hate it.
Mike: Haha, yeah. xd

by FrazerPantz November 2, 2008

Watering the plants

A sexual reference used when you don't want to be too obvious.

Girl: what are you thinking about right now?
Guy: watering the plants

by Mikehappt December 21, 2017

get off my planet

a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone"

mom: David, go do your homeowrk,

David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.

mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic

by Sexydimma February 7, 2020

planet zorton

where all bipolar professors call home

Senora Kramer hails from planet zorton

by giovanna March 2, 2004