Pirate Piggy

Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.

Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.

Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!

Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.

by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016

Pickled Pirate

A boating enthusiast (or wannabe) that shares a love of drinking and of the tropics. Often smiling and slurring, with flip-flops and a tan!

Capt. Ron is a pickled pirate!

by Midlife Cruising January 5, 2011

Pirate's Gold

Referring to a Female's Vagina

Hey big boy, you want some of this Pirate's Gold?

by lester the molester cocknballs March 15, 2009

Squinty Pirate

The face made after smoking large quantities of marijuana and turning on a light. Involves squinting one eye, and smiling slightly.

Ty: Hey Stephy, I'm going to turn on the light.
Stephy: Oh god! I'm a Squinty Pirate!

by TeeEffWhy June 4, 2008

Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

Pirate Screwdriver

A screwdriver (traditionally vodka and orange juice) with rum instead of vodka.

Man, this pirate screwdriver makes me want to say "arrrrrr!".

by NderstoodU August 14, 2009

Jungle Pirate

A highly offensive term used to describe a person of African decent. Jungle meaning a dark skinned person from the jungle and pirate meaning someone who steals. The term was common in the 1940s but didn’t pick back up until the mid 1980s.

That damn Jungle Pirate stole my bike!

by Rambo1782 December 31, 2022