Patin my Putty

To masterbait very emotionaly.

Don't come in the bathroom cause I will be patin my putty

by Rick-chizzle January 28, 2009

Patience

Opposite of , "Are YOU kidding me!".

You should have seen the patience they had.

by us2016 September 1, 2016

Patròn

Brokest guy out there.

Still goes out everyday with the homies

Does fine dining for every meal of the day
Maxes out his credit cards

Gets a new credit card to pay off another credit card

Says he goes to college but only taking 3 units a semester (Film class)

Gyms once a month

Only into white baddies even though he’s a short Mexican/Guatemalan

Wears Supreme

Tutors kids at math for his job even though he can’t do 2+2

Johnny: Bro I’m kicking it with the homie Patròn today.
Steve: Damn what nice restaurant you guys hitting today and which credit card would he be using this time?

by HomiePat November 8, 2018

El Patio

Spanish for "The Patio"

I went outside the back door and onto el patio

by 510ChuckNorris March 29, 2007

People Potion

Semen

Male number one: So how did it go last night with Vicky?

Male number two: Damn, it was tight! After she sucked me off I left my people potion all over her face!

by Dark Beef October 16, 2008

player potion

A drink getting you off your tits - often moonshine, pruno, or any liquid spiked with GHB or other stimuli

Man, this right here player potion is dope

by Ekenburger June 16, 2018

identified patient

n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP

All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005