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Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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Devin S. Problems

DOESN'T TALK ABOUT HIS ISSUES
Devin never talks about his issues, (Devin S. Problems)
by JANNNNNEEEEEE October 20, 2020
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american problems

Describes an issue that is exclusive to americans where the american acts like its a global issue
Boy 1: I hate the lockers in our school

Guy on the internet: American problems
by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024
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cheerleader problems

a more sophisticated version of "that's what she said". Also used for a more broad range of sexual things.
Friend 1: "ugh, why won't this thing fit?!!?"
Friend 2: "hahah, cheerleader problems."
by Deeply derping October 20, 2015
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Sean Problems

When everything you touch turns to shit. No matter the time of day, occasion or task at hand. Something will go catastrophically wrong.
I bought a new car and within ten minutes all hell broke loose and the dashboard lit up like a Christmas Tree. Can’t even get a new car without Sean Problems cropping up.
by ManFlesh3991 February 16, 2024
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Morality problem

What CNN currently has
Apparently it was discovered that CNN has a propensity to hire men who have a history of sexual morality or misogyny violations. It doesn't matter if it's Jeffrey Toobin, Chris Cuomo or John Griffin, it certainly is a morality problem imho.
by Sexydimma January 2, 2022
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running from your problems

Person 1: can I ask you something?
Person 2: runs away.
Person 1: wtf I was gonna ask for directions.

And that a exmple of running from your problems if your

antisocial
by Danny Devito’s sidekick February 12, 2018
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