Hobgoblin Orange 

1) A bright orange water-based paint made by Citadel Miniatures/Games Workshop, for painting grotesque fantasy war-gaming lead figures with.

2) A bright orange preparation used by low-rent ladies for painting their grotesque bodies with, in the belief that it makes them look suntanned and more attractive.

I was shagging this chav bird in the bogs at Diamond's last night, and her Hobgoblin Orange rubbed off all over me cock and bollocks!

Hobgoblin Orange by Locoenelcoco August 25, 2009

Mutant Orange 

An orange with smaller, oddly shaped slices found in the center of the fruit. The opposite of an ideal, evenly-sliced orange. Usually accompanied by a sigh. Also known as a navel orange.

Here, let me peel that orange for you ... Oh wait. There's way too many slices in here. It's a mutant orange. Sucks for you.

Mutant Orange by Buh buh buh bsydes April 10, 2011

Morning Orange 

The first pee after waking. Usually, golden-orange in color and pungent. Sometimes caused by dehydration from too many alcoholic drinks consumed the night before.

NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)

I was surprised to see morning orange piss after drinking two glasses of water before going to bed.

Morning Orange by OB_77 June 1, 2011

Turkey Orange 

A fruit that grants you a magical power know as being high

Dude, lets go eat turkey oranges!

Turkey Orange by Flossin Glossin March 20, 2019

Angry Orangutan 

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.

Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.

Angry Orangutan by santos kid August 26, 2019

tart orange 

A phrase used by the biggest losers of all time. Usually the word “kumquat” gets used afterwards and no one is quite sure what it means but it’s origin dwell in the beaches of Sydney, Australia. People that say this are the most unfunny people in existence.

Jude: “That’s so chill.... tart orange! Kumquat! Hahaha” *gets punched in the face*

tart orange by MrHeath March 6, 2020

Licking Oranges 

Definition of being busy.

person 1: Can I call you later tonight?
person 2: No I’m sorry i will be licking oranges.

Licking Oranges by Villanellepo February 6, 2022