2 definitions by MrHeath

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A phrase used by the biggest losers of all time. Usually the word β€œkumquat” gets used afterwards and no one is quite sure what it means but it’s origin dwell in the beaches of Sydney, Australia. People that say this are the most unfunny people in existence.
Jude: β€œThat’s so chill.... tart orange! Kumquat! Hahaha” *gets punched in the face*
by MrHeath March 06, 2020
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A discrete term for a fruit-flavoured vape
Do you have fruit?
Course i do cunt
by MrHeath March 31, 2021
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