Oral Bone Watch (OBW)

A state of mind one enters after finding a bone in their food and continues to eat.

Lil Nicky: "i just found a bone in my lamb burrito."
Jade: "Ergh, are you eating anymore?"
Lil Nicky: "Yeah, but I'm placing myself on Oral Bone Watch (OBW)"

by thebonewatcher August 28, 2013

Oral sex candy blast

When giving a female oral take a blizzard with candy pieces in it is placed in virgins and lick it out.

James preferred his oral sex with cookie and crème blizzard with gummy bears sprinkled over it. He likes to ask would his partner enjoy a oral sex candy blast.

by CaPi 2 August 20, 2022

Oral Mario Cart Sex

One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.

wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!

by god_of_oranges July 27, 2021

National Oral Sex Day

29th of July

The day where you and another person have oral sex

Harry: It’s national oral sex day today

Amy: OMG wanna have oral sex

by National oral sex day ✅ July 23, 2021

mouth fucking (advanced oral sex)

is when you stick your dick in a womans
mouth and bang in it as hard or as soft
as you like -note she has to have very strong neck muscles.

you have to be on top as if you are in a missionary position but you have to have your dick in her mouth and bam off until you bust a nut :) use ky jelly....

by R8D-X March 21, 2003

Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.

I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

by megamogomir October 17, 2010

Have a degree from Oral Roberts

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.

1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

by Aethelwulf March 21, 2021