Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

Whatever

Whatever mean yes you are correct

My dad started saying this when we keeping saying it so whatever means yes your correct

by Kw you know it December 2, 2018

Whatever slut

A male or female that sleeps around, but has a steady career or bright future.

Oh the dentist Becky? She's a whatever slut!

by Textbook posse August 27, 2017

Whatever

When Moms are too tired to say no.

Child: Can I have this?
Mom: whatever

by Picklesryucky November 9, 2018

Whatever

Used by your significant other (usually a female) whenever they know you’re right but don’t want to admit or say it.

Him: You know I’m right

Her: Whatever!

by V i BE June 23, 2018

rolling eyes like "whatever you say"

🙄 Used as bored.

"Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))

by Saetern June 8, 2018

WHATEVER

When someone is full of shit but trying to make you believe what they are saying to be the God's honest truth, but you are not going to waist your time to even argue the subject.

Person 1: My mom sold my bottles to the Crack dealer before I even turned one.

Person 2: WHATEVER!!!

Girl: WHATEVER!

by Pavement Princess October 9, 2023