Smuggling onions

Having severe underarm stench, or body odor (B.O.) specifically from the underarms.

Kathleen was a dirty hippie who, even when she cleaned up for work, smelled as if she were smuggling onions in her shirt.

by A-Squared Andy July 9, 2011

Onion Lady

Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.

P1: Hey, that girl is such a bonky ass bean.

P2: You mean an Onion Lady?

by AsianLemon May 9, 2020

Bloomin' Onion

A prolapsed asshole.

Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.

by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017

onion cummer

When while cumming a person makes a similar face as to biting into an onion

She was pretty hot but she was an onion cummer

by RatSmacker907 June 8, 2023

Internet Onions

Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.

Damn internet onions are strong in this video.

by AshleyCardwell94 October 30, 2014

Onion letter

One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.

Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.

by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 6, 2017

chicken and onions

kilos and ounces of cocaine.

“All i’m talkin is chicken and onions, you know the lingo”

by ruva_m January 30, 2022