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bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...
"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."
by thedickbutt April 20, 2014
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Onion salad

noun. A term for a group of people who SMELL/ aren't cool.
Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.

Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
by slicklizardslicker December 29, 2017
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Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017
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Smuggling onions

Having severe underarm stench, or body odor (B.O.) specifically from the underarms.
Kathleen was a dirty hippie who, even when she cleaned up for work, smelled as if she were smuggling onions in her shirt.
by A-Squared Andy July 9, 2011
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Onion Lady

Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.
P1: Hey, that girl is such a bonky ass bean.

P2: You mean an Onion Lady?
by AsianLemon May 9, 2020
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Onion letter

One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.
Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.
by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 6, 2017
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Onion Sack

Oil field definition of a company suck ass. One who kisses his boss’s ass. One who snitches on his coworkers to get brownie points. A person who sucks ass so much that he could pull a vacuum on an onion sack. Onion sacks have holes or are made out of mesh and normally would not collapse under a vacuum.
That fuckin hand over there is an onion sack and should not be trusted.
by Jr. Samples BR-549 June 3, 2020
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