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cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.
-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)
by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018
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molly pole

Molly Pole is when somebody smokes it out of a blunt wrap or cigarillo
by David .r . Peterson April 16, 2019
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Pole pals

Women who are friends and had sex with the same dude
Brianna and Julie did not know but when they logged onto tinder, they realized they were pole pals.,
by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017
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Pole Song

A song you could picture yourself or one of your friends sliding around the stripper on, either very slowly or fast & ratchet!
by ry101 September 2, 2016
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pole model

Boy: So I checked out a lady at work today and she paid $200 entirely in $1 bills
Stepmom: Must be a pole model.
Boy: Yeah, definitely the headliner.
by HellaGravity August 26, 2015
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pole of totem

1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.

2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.

3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.
1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.

2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.

3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.

see also: poll of totem
by Healing Practitioner17b July 21, 2009
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smoking a pole

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.
by Traburn March 24, 2016
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