An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.
I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.
by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023
by Durtball283 April 26, 2014
When I first met Pepe, he said that he was opposed to fucking or any pole play until we were in a committed relationship.
by El Dorado 1968 May 02, 2018
To steal someone else's joke. When you see someone leading into a joke and you barge in to steal a punchline.
Brian: Co-hosts should not be front poling each other.
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!
by SaucyNugs December 17, 2020
Boy: So I checked out a lady at work today and she paid $200 entirely in $1 bills
Stepmom: Must be a pole model.
Boy: Yeah, definitely the headliner.
Stepmom: Must be a pole model.
Boy: Yeah, definitely the headliner.
by HellaGravity July 27, 2015
A slogan written on a paddle to beat the shit of freshmen from the cult classic film “Dazed & Confused”
Clark: hold him still... give me the sole pole
*paddles freshmen*
Clark: your soles been cleansed haha
*paddles freshmen*
Clark: your soles been cleansed haha
by Fuckshitasstitsbitchcuntballs April 10, 2020