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toilet ornament

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?
by Shaqburger July 1, 2003
mugGet the toilet ornamentmug.

Toilet Vomit

When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.
dude I took a piss and the toilet vomited!! That's my queue to leave.
by Mr.0range1981 August 6, 2010
mugGet the Toilet Vomitmug.

Toilet Owl

Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.
The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?
by kskxbcuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 15, 2017
mugGet the Toilet Owlmug.

Human Toilet

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
mugGet the Human Toiletmug.

Halva's toilet

idk tbh
halva has a nice toilet
better than schrodingers cat
I'm gonna crap in Halva's toilet.
by bumm bummm May 2, 2020
mugGet the Halva's toiletmug.

skidi toilet

A toilet with a head in it, that sings the Skidi song
by Baldi12345678 July 7, 2023
mugGet the skidi toiletmug.

toilet dander

A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.
by 70mach1 September 30, 2011
mugGet the toilet dandermug.

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