Blast From The Past

The act of ejaculating in ones anus then having that person fart a cum filled mess on to your face.

John: Oh cum in my asshole so i can give you a blast from the past.

Keith: Please punch me in the face after so i can make it a a neapolitan delight

by sexpanther13 February 20, 2011

past michael afton

Past Michael afton has really bad anger issues and his daddy beats him until he can hardly breath his dad is a famous owner of freddy fazbears but his dad cares about his restaurant more than michael but he cares about CC and Elizabeth but Michael gets no attention it’s supposed to be middle is the hated child not oldest is the hates child that’s bullshit go die william afton u hurt Michael I will hunt u down come to ur house and cook u and eat u for dinner william

He just got hit by a stick bet he’s a past michael afton

by Mymates8181 November 23, 2021

blast from the past

Giving your grandpa a blowjob and having him shoot his load in your mouth.

"Man grandpa, I sure love when you give me a blast from the past!"

by Brad B February 22, 2006

blast from the past

Food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.

Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.

by snartgurl April 07, 2011

Past Love Life

People who a person has originally had sex with or kissed.

Skylar’s past love life is pretty much easy to explain because in the past she and Kai have kissed.

by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018

private past relationship

its when people don't talk about past relationships and keep it secret because they did something so terribly wrong and horrible they know that no one else would ever date them . it could even lead to prison time as well. maybe not all their relationships in their past will be private but they sure do have some they dont want to tell anyone.

i don't want to talk about my past, that's not me anymore, i'm different. private past relationship.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Shit-mas Past

1.

A term used to describe annoying, and often irritating subject matter, which includes but is not limited to: music, fashion, popular culture, and literature. All of which generally never had any quality in the first place, yet for some odd reason keeps coming back long after it should have been forgotten. Don't be fooled by the terms "What's hot", "Timeless Classic", or "Greatest Hits".

2.

A term of disdain used in a holiday or gift giving environment for terrible, unimaginative, and impractical items, stretching back for an undisclosed number of years, that no one wanted when they were new, much less now.

"Oh man, I can't get that song out of my head. It keeps haunting me like the ghost of shit-mas past!"

"Hey Your mom dropped these boxes off this morning. Some of this stuff is ancient man, its like a giant bag of memories from shit-mas past."

Examples

Music
"Two Weeks"-Barenaked Ladies (Ca. 1999)
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce (Ca. 2008)

Film
"Scary Movie, Insert word Movie(s)" (Ca.1999-2008)
"Saw (I-VI)" (Ca. 2005-???)

Television
"Seinfeld (In Syndication)" (Ca. 1990- the end of time)
"Small-ville" (Ca. 2000-the second coming)

Gifts
"Re-gifting a kitchen appliance you received from your first failed marriage that never saw the outside of its box to your recently married best friend...the one who bought it for you in the first place."

"Billy the Singing Bass"

by Christopher Jager January 24, 2010