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shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
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Farm Daddy

A incredibly sexy person who turns out to be a disappointment in the end
Person one: Damn..who's that!
Person two: oh..that's just a farm daddy
Person one: oh..ew
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Ratchet-farm

Aka... trap house mainly occupied by females of all ages who look like bag bitches in training.
Can u give me directions to ur local 'ratchet-farm?'
by Ratchet-Farmer-ceo August 8, 2019
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farm to fork

Where you buy meat from a farm shop, artisan / farmer’s market or butchers that sources their meat from a local farmer (or they even are the farmer) and sell it directly to you to serve up and eat.
I love cooking with fresh local meat - can’t beat farm to fork!
by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019
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tobacco farming

digging around in public ashtrays/ashcans for partially smoked cigarettes
The hotel valet saw a homeless man tobacco farming in front of the hotel.
by bigbenw November 25, 2017
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farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm
Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!
by daads1234 May 3, 2018
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catfish farm

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !
by box o chocolate January 25, 2018
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