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the muddy boot

The sexual act when the male usues a booted foot to fist a womans anus as opposed to his hand. After he removes his foot from her, he has a muddy boot!
"oh man! Last night was amazing, I gave this random bitch a muddy boot for like and hour!"
by poopmasterdaddy May 2, 2005
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knockin boots

When two people hook up and have sex. This is known as "knockin boots".
Char and Wayne met and started "knockin boots".
by booboosharp October 7, 2009
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boot mouth

a person that talks so much that it reminds you of an old cowboy boot that has come apart on the toe and just flaps in the wind
she talks so much and don't say anything! She rinds me of an old tall cowboy boot that has come apart at the end and just flaps in the wind ...She got the boot mouth, talkin a lot and ain't sayin nothin
by V&V January 31, 2015
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The dildo boots

Dildo boots were first pictured in some cheezy 'club' pr0n mag. Nuthand made dildo boots famous. When trying to replicate the dildo boot you will need to ensure that you use black pattent leather, and the dildo should protrude off the rear of the boot.
"Max and granville are fighting over who gets to wear the dildo boots again!"
by lg June 14, 2004
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boot batt

A wiffle ball batt used to beat hung over friends in the stomach and sometimes ball sack until they puke everywhere.
Nick gave Levi the boot batt this morning, he booted everywhere.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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chewbaca boots

The furry boots EDM girls wear. Every year they kill a wookie, using it's fur for dance boots.... Aka mud tampons
These chewbaca boots soak up so much mud... Just like tampons..
by Esol March 14, 2015
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Boots Cunt

A real dopey dumb cunt normally found on a construction site (wearing boots) gullible and/or clumsy
The bloody apprentice was in the roof today running cables and put his foot through the ceiling.. again! FUCK! he's a boots cunt.

Told the labourer to clean up all the rubbish on the site today and the cunt threw away brand new, full lengths of 2x4.... couldn't believe it, what a fucking boots cunt.
by Single Paul February 14, 2019
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