Cunt Nugget

A person that's a cunt and has the brain capacity of a nugget.

You short-sighted self-obsessed cunt nugget.

by Josh Davey September 14, 2020

mystery nugget

Referring to an individual defecating and/or on one's self or others. May or may not be sexual. Also can have random occurrences, often fun to do at a water park with butt pirates. It is an insult to be dubbed a mystery nugget to African Americans. To be called a mystery nugget one should respond with a smile.

I haven't mystery nuggeted in a while

by Cool Kat and H Dawg May 28, 2010

Shrimp Nugget

A particularly saggy females clitotus.

She had a shrimp nugget so saggy that Rocky Balboa was training to fight Apollo Creed on it.

by Fleggasaurus Rex October 13, 2014

Nugget trump

A small fart that lasts for a short time, but is quite loud, causing people to laugh abrubtly, or look round to see if anyone else noticed it.

That was a bit of a Nugget trump wasn't it?!
Who dropped the Nugget trump?

by Dr Craig Brant PHD Anal Excretion Studies September 30, 2006

turtle nugget

When you think it's a fart but actually a small piece of poo slides out.

Becky, I've been sitting through Mr. Wheeler's class with a turtle nugget the whole time.

by ctlaruex February 1, 2015

nipple nugget

1:a self centered dusche bag who is a total ass and doesnt care bout anything2:a chicks nipple thts so big it looks like a chicken nugget3:a young child or little faggoty ass fuck tart baby who steals a mans boobs cus his wife or girlfriend wont let him feel them cus tht nipple nugget wis allways sucken on em4:a fagot ass unicorn hater tht shits on diseased puppys and kills dinosours

1:tht nipple nugget just hit me!
2:god damn tht nipple so big its like a nugget
3:god damn nipple nugget let me have her tits u can share cant u, u fuckn nipple nugget
4:he just shat on my unicorn sir arrest this nipple nugget

by BAKER472=dgb August 6, 2011

Golden Nugget

The First piece of excrement that comes of out after a long constipation allowing the persons bowels to empty.

I was in pain from being constipated for several days and I felt a bubbling sensation in my abdomen. I finally got the golden nugget out and the rest started to flow.

by NorthCalScooter August 6, 2009