Potato Smileys

a french fry that has been flattened and shaped into a circle, with two eyes and a smiley mouth cut out. These greasy delicacies were created in hopes that they would cheer up fat, overweight children in schools across America. But, sadly these happy potato snacks are eaten as regularly as normal french fries, potato wedges, tater-tots, or curly fries. There is still debate about the true reason behind all the extra work put into school food such as this, considering the fact that school lunch is still disgusting and noone enjoys it.
dude 1:dude, gimme your potato Smileys...

dude 2:no....go get your own
by Dylan Sanders April 18, 2008
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jojo potatoes

The term "Akronites" or people from Akron Ohio use for breaded fried potato wedges. Used only in Akron and Summit County.
by Mr. Oxyman April 10, 2014
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potato mode

Having a video game on lowest settings, aka piss poor computer can't display game in screen shots due to lack of computing power.
Hey brah, come back and post that screenie when you get a better pc, we can't see shit with it in "potato mode"
by BroThang November 02, 2014
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Potato retard

Someone who while during intercourse pulls out a potato and screams I'm a retard while shoving the potato up their partners ass.
My boyfriend is a total potato retard I'm gonna break up with him.
by Plattapussy May 29, 2017
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Small Potatoes

small, insignificant; small or insignificant in quantity

comes from the Irish potatoe famine from 1845 - 1849, as potatoes was the main food source in Ireland. Used to describe the small surviving potatoes that were picked
Those coins are small potatoes; we're not going to use them later on
by stanzz October 29, 2006
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Fart Potato

The fine art of breaking wind into a throw pillow without your friends knowing, then throwing the pillow to them. If done correctly, within seconds of them receiving the pillow, your friend will immediately be grossed out by the stink.
You: Here's a pillow.

Your friend: Thanks.....What the F--- is that smell.

You: LMFAO, you were just hit with the "Fart Potato"!
by JAWM October 19, 2012
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Potato Potaato

It when you don't care when you're wrong and just whatever
Potato 1: You did this wrong
Potato 2: Potato Potaato
by Fantasic Fox January 05, 2018
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