Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.
Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist
Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
by Professional goblin December 15, 2024
Get the Comment novelistmug. Something that somebody says that you must NEVER reply to. That's because they don't want a conversation.
Person 1: I'm sure there are loads of people that smoke who wear jackets like these.
Person 2: Smoking is an addictive habit.
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: But you asked me a question/wanted a conversation.
Person 1: No! that was One little comment.
Person 2: Smoking is an addictive habit.
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: But you asked me a question/wanted a conversation.
Person 1: No! that was One little comment.
by The Truthful 1 September 26, 2020
Get the one little commentmug. anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?
brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just
wanted to finish mine first.
anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too
brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just
wanted to finish mine first.
anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too
by mindy444 February 19, 2011
Get the comment rapemug. A drunk hillbilly who points out the most obvious things to persons who would rather wring his scrawny chicken neck then listen to his asinine comments about their day that has nothing to do with the Goober faced retarded redneck.
Goober says,"Sir your tire is flat". No kidding Goober you is that why I'm halfway in traffic fixing it? You should get a Job with Lars Larson being a Comment Tator. Why you would fit right in with that gang of Goons. They all as plain and tasteless a a potato burrito from Taco Bell TOO!
by LaNerd May 10, 2011
Get the Comment Tatormug. Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
by vodkvh July 21, 2019
Get the Condom Commentmug. A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this
For Example
Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant
- silence
Felix - Holy Lochie Comment
or
Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant
- silence
Felix - Holy Lochie Comment
or
Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025
Get the Lochie Commentmug. by YOBYEH October 2, 2011
Get the gorilla commentsmug.