Niceguy

Niceguy, not to be confused with a nice guy, a male who is nice, a niceguy is a beta male who can’t get laid and thinks that they can pick up women by talking in old timey English and worshiping the ground they walk on. Similar to a whiteknight, they will defend women and act as if they are the most fragile little things who might crack or shatter if any minuscule harm may come they way, as they believe all women are “queens”. They are the absolute appitomy of beta male and will always be stuck in the friend zone because no women would ever find this attractive. They blame their lack of success on jocks and jerks who they’re love finds attractive, stating how women only like men who are jerks.

Niceguy: “g’day m’lady. Haveth thee the best of days.”
Girl: “ oh yeah. See you later Niceguy.”
Jock: “dame girl let’s get out of here.”
Niceguy: “why do girls only fall for jerks”

by Klid_Lid December 25, 2018

something nice

something were lacking at the moment

jim:wanna go out and do something nice? bob :something nice?

by xXxronanthesnipperxXx November 28, 2017

birthday nice

what harry styles says when he's toasted

@Harry_Styles: Thank you for all the birthday nice. You're all wonderful, and I love you. H

by livesott February 1, 2019

Pussy Nice Pussy Spice

When a girl has the bombest pussy ever

Damn bro that girl was pussy nice pussy spice

by Crip God November 12, 2019

Never Nice November

A fake word to cover up No Nut November, in case your crush asked what is NNN.

You: I'm sorry, but NNN has been tough.
Crush: What's NNN?
You: Never Nice November.

by RolandOrlando December 9, 2020

You're not a nice person

The best way to own someone.

Andre: You fist like a seal

Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person

Andre: DAMN!

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

nice life

reply to something when something dumb is said. nice life tells the person they are an idiot.

<itr> oMfg!1 I fucKign ownDed joo nooblet!
<pat_> nice life.

by pat_ February 22, 2003