mermaid

half lady half fish

I'm a mermaid

mermaids are epic

by unipugsrule August 7, 2016

The merman

When you put both your feet in a womans vagina at the same time and you flap about like a fish or a 'Merman'.

" That birds well dirty mate, she let me do the merman"

by Bere Oust. February 9, 2010

The Marmaduke

a sexual act in which the male fucks the female until he ejaculates inside her vagina. he the continues fucking her until his ejaculate is frothy. He the proceeded to retrieve an ice-cream cone and serve the ejaculate to the female.

She asked if i was willing to give her the Marmaduke, and i said yes; but i was out of ice-cream cones.

by Dr.mcgiggitygiggitybobbob October 23, 2011

furry mermaid

when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.

So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.

"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"

by one armed sex robot October 31, 2008

little mermaid

David Robinson, formerly of the San Antonio Spurs.

The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.

by Professor Forbin April 29, 2005

Marmalade

nickname for a girl that has red to red-orange hair, who's very sweet, but spunky, like orange marmalade.

She's like orange marmalade.

by Meshack Wren April 21, 2008

murmac

Those krazy antlered canadian meese that are much omegled of.

murmac, those things? i heard of them on omegle

by thecreepsta June 11, 2011