Fukke Mouse

A man who frequently beats women, gets mad when things cost money and looks good with Mickey's ears behind a drum kit.

That drummer looks like Fukke Mouse.......

by Statler71 December 9, 2010

drag the mouse

the act of using the mouse to fast forward porn on websites to get to the good stuff.

this german porn had way to much dialog. i had to drag the mouse to get to hairy bush.

by [e-mail] February 18, 2012

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

miney mouse

Josh Michael Young's.

Did you see Brianna Julia and Melody today they were in the C10 wit miney mouse.

by Nohandle@weather August 27, 2021

mouse dance

Government Workers who get work from home privileges 2-3 days a week, who just move their pc mouse occasionally during the day to make like they are working.

Yeah, I'm just going to do the mouse dance all day on Friday.

by Jimmycliff01 June 10, 2017

Little mouse

A person who is 6'0 but has a small cock.

I thought you'll be a cockasaurus, but you're actually just a little mouse.

by CraftyCheeses January 26, 2023

computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017