moose rack

when selling a car as a car salesman the moose rack is known as ten thousand dollars gross profit on one car sale.

i just made a moose rack on that ford mustang
off of that stupid customer.

by dwarf tosser May 17, 2009

Moose buggy

a boner

"oh man i got the biggest moose buggy right now."

by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 08, 2009

moose knuckle

when an obese lady has camel-toe

that camel to is so big its like a moose knuckle

by bob joe's May 08, 2012

Moose knuckles

The guy version of cameltoe.

Hey... look at that guys, Moose Knuckles... Gross!

by Nastynae June 09, 2009

Shit Moose

An insulting term to describe a fat nasty bitch that you spot in a club. The term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty.

Russell and I were at the Electric Cowboy the other night, and it seemed like every girl that walked by was a fucking Shit Moose.

by Mr. North March 23, 2008

moose nuckle

The outline of the vagina, usually caused by extremely tight pants.

DAMMNN, check out Mrs. O'Briens moose nuckle.

by Tevo June 15, 2003

shoot the moose

A euphanism for masturbation.

Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.

by Stella October 17, 2004