Montana

A state that was located in the northwestern part of the USA, it used to house the secret for time travel but was destroyed by Gumby to forever remove the secret. It is now a black hole which rakes in more tourests then Montana ever got when it was there.

"Wow, this is a big improvement for Montana"

by Setlik0 May 30, 2008

Montanna

1. A name given to a child from the lack of education.

2. An alternative way to spell Montana.

Montanna is a pretty awesome guy that isn't even from Montana!

by Montanna April 5, 2008

montana

After engaging in anal sex, the dude makes two marks right underneath the lady eyes with his cocker, just like football players

I was going for the dirty sanchez but i went for the montana, fourth and one ....touchdown

by Bob Steakhouse June 29, 2006

montanas

high quality paint

Heather Spence: hey guys I got some new montanas
Sam Sharp: lets go bombing!

by PhatKhat September 27, 2006

Montana Debutant

Sheep, especially those fucked by cowboys.

Jethrow can't make it tonight, his old lady caught him screwing a Montana Debutant again.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

Montana

After hooking up with a female, you leave her room the next morning no later than 8 AM and proceed with your work.

Dude, he pulled a Montana on her last night - left her room at 6:30 in the morning and was doing his particle physics problem set by 7.

by JSRosen3 March 13, 2010

Montana

Your gay friend that is also who.

I fucking hate Montanas

by Baby Bum Lord May 3, 2018